The Sacred Mackerel Mission
Long before humans knelt to the Almighty, ancient tribes cast their prayers to the shimmering scales of the Holy Mackerel! These fishy deities were believed to swim through the cosmos, granting wishes with a flick of their fins. Now, we're launching the Holy Mackerel to the Heaven Launch Pad, where it will ascend to its rightful place among the stars!
Why Mackerels?
In the Before Times, mackerels were the ultimate symbols of wisdom and sass. People would gather by the shores, chanting "Oh Mackerel, bless us with your fishy grace!" They believed mackerels controlled the tides, the weather, and even Wi-Fi signals (okay, maybe not that last one). Join us in reviving this sacred tradition with a cosmic twist!
Launch the Holy Mackerel!
Click the button below to send the Holy Mackerel soaring to the Heaven Launch Pad!